The three of us went to the park across the street from our home. We spread a blue and white floral-patterned bedsheet across the sprawling green grass. Matt and David shared Tropicana Orange Strawberry Banana juice and a Sprite. I drank bright red Hawaiian Fruit Punch. We all munched fiendishly on a bag of Ranch Doritoes. It tasted so good. And it was so much fun to just sit down and enjoy the sun and soft breezes and eat. I want us to have a real park picnic soon. Sandwiches, chips, drinks, everything.
Now, I found this survey on a favorite site of mine. I liked it. And I am bored.
01. Smoked? Never touched a cigarette.
02. Been "drunk as hell"? Once, and I vomited all night long straight into the morning. I felt like dying.
03. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? Yes.
04. Screwed someone of the same sex? No.
05. Shoplifted? Once. It was a small plastic fish charm.
06. Lied? Yes, of course.
07. Betrayed a friend? No.
08. Been to jail? No.
09. Smoked weed? Yes, a few times, but just barely. The smell is so intoxicatingly delicious.
10. Done LSD? No.
11. Done any other illegal drug? No.
12. Given oral sex? Yes.
13. Received oral sex? Yes.
14. Screwed another species? Definately not.
15. Screwed an inanimate object? Um...I'd rather not say.
16. Been cheated on? No.
17. Used someone? No.
18. Paid for sex? No.
19. Been paid for sex? No.
20. Played strip poker? No, but I will someday.
21. Skipped school? Yes.
22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? No.
23. Danced naked? Yes. Only when I am by myself.
24. Danced naked in public? No.
25. Flashed someone? I flash Matt endlessly. It is fun.
26. Mooned someone? Matt.
27. Kissed someone? Yes.
28. Kissed someone of the same sex? No. Just friendly pecks on the cheek.
29. Held hands? Yes, all the time.
30. Hugged someone? Yes.
31. French kissed? Yes. I don't like them too sloppy though.
32. Had sexual fantasies? Of course, all the time.
33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? Yes.
34. Stolen money? No.
35. Stolen money from family? No.
36. Stolen drugs from family? No.
37. Been convicted of a crime? No.
38. Dated someone because you heard they were "easy"? No.
39. Had someone date you because they thought you were "easy"? No.
40. Been called a "whore"? As a joke.
41. Been called a "bitch"? Yes.
42. Watched porn? Yes. Lots.
43. Taped porn? Yes.
44. Watched porn you taped? Yes.
45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? Yes.
46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? Only the oral kind.
47. Used sex toys? No.
48. Tried to kill yourself? No.
49. Tried to kill someone else? No.
50. Told someone you hated them? No.