This is kinda gross. I warned you.
I dreampt that I was in a old dark house. I am in a room and I look into the hallway. I see a bunch of cats and dogs just pawing each other...no blood or wounds...but they are being really rough pulling and pushing one another. They sort of form a line while they are pawing each other. I see this sight and cannot believe how crazy it looks.
The scene shifts into a dimly lit auditorium. There are many people seated there, an audience. I look at the center stage. Shannon Elizabeth (who played Nadia, the foreign exchange student in the movie American Pie) is spread out on the floor of the stage. A spotlight is on her. She is the star. She has a look of ecstasy on her face and she closes her eyes and smiles seductively to the audience. Slowly, she spreads her legs apart, wider and wider. I cannot believe I am seeing this display. As she spreads her legs apart, her panties become visible and her butt cheeks are smooshed to the floor. I become jealous of her...I wonder if M. will get excited by her beauty and sexiness and flesh exhibition. Suddenly she pulls her panties completely to one side, exposing her dark bush. I watch her with awe...she is turning me on. Then, she spreads apart her kitty kat (yeah I am going to say "kitty kat"...not the p-word)and it suddenly transforms...her kitty kat is ALIVE...it is an ALIEN...it is dark, hairy, with slits for eyes, nose, and mouth...its face moves and it opens its mouth. I am shocked...amazed...disgusted. The next thing I know, she is standing up and everyone is clapping and applauding her. She is beaming with a big smile. Her breasts are naked right now and I could tell that they are fake. Her breasts then disappear and she is completely flat-chested. I am shocked again. She then puts on a silvery metal-like bustier...very futuristic cyber-like. The bustier has molded cups for definition. Suddenly her breasts automatically enlarge into the breast cups. And she is big-busted again. I thought it was a pretty cool ability. The audience cheers her on. They are pleased with her and the show. And the dream ends.
Was that freakin' weird or what??!! And what is up with all these alien-type dreams I've been having lately?? NUTTY.