2000-11-21 - 13:25:25

Stupid Out-Of-Boredom Random Thoughts Of Assorted Female Celebrities (makes them sound like candy) :

-Christina Aguilera has an amazing voice. I love her videos. She has good fashion sense. Only thing is...find a better makeup artist. Lately, she has been looking frosted copper-lipped and sporting way too much eye makeup. Ick. You don't need it honey...it just makes you look less pretty and more trashy!

-Britney Spears is acting more and more sexy in her videos now. That last one on MTV...she reminded me of Demi Moore doing her striptease act on a chair in the movie Striptease. It was kinda funny...a stripper wannabe almost. And remember the MTV Video Awards??? That almost naked-like outfit she wore...you KNOW that she wore it to upstage Christina Aguilera. I thought it was funny she did that. I am sure it worked too. I bet Aguilera was annoyed at the ploy. I guess you have to act and look sexy to make it these days, so to speak. And yeah, I admit, I liked that new video...it makes me want to dance and she does look better than she used to. Still, I think she got a boob job...your breasts just do not grow a couple of cup sizes when you're 17 or 18. It hardly ever happens.

-Gwyneth Paltrow has one of the most chameleon-like faces in the movie industry. I saw her on a Harper's Bazaar magazine not too long ago...and I had NO IDEA it was her until I read the cover credits. I was like...NO WAY!!! She always looks different in movies and almost unrecognizable when makeup artists and hair stylists transform her for magazine layouts. Her acting ability is good, but sometimes she gets on my nerves. The first time I saw her was in those old advertisements that had teenagers describe what they would do to change the world. In this ad, Gwyneth was pictured. She was then at the age of 17 (!!), with long brown hair and bangs, jeans and a sweater (looking quite casual and hippyish), with a caption saying that she would hand out free condoms in every high school in America...you know...preaching safer sex. Cool. Oh, and the movie that I thought she looked ravishing in was Great Expectations.

-Alyssa Milano has got to be (hands-down) the prettiest actress to have grown up on television and movies. She has always been pretty...from the day she started on Who's The Boss? The only period that she looked icky was during the time she did the Amy Fisher movie. One complaint...why did she get a boob job?? One day, she was average-sized on Who's The Boss?. The next day, she had big boobs. I have to give her some credit though...from the movies I've seen her in - Kiss Of The Vampire and Poison Ivy 2 : Lily, AT LEAST she got a good surgeon to perform the operation. She looks good. But, I have to say...she was perfect when she was all-natural.

-Tracy Gold (Carol from Growing Pains) looks horrible now. I actually watched the reunion movie that aired a few weeks ago. She looks way too skinny (she was anorexic once...looks like it still has a leftover effect on her)and so much older.

-Mandy Moore has limited singing talent, but I applaud her for not acting too sexy in her videos, with the exception of that fleeting tight dance pants, no-undies-look butt shot in her video I Wanna Be With You. I like her natural look.

-Winona Ryder should grow her hair out to almost chin length. She looked fabulous during her Welcome Home Roxy Carmichael days. I don't really like her boy short hair.

-Angelina Jolie ALWAYS looks great whatever she is wearing...short hair, long hair, blond hair, black hair, punkish, glammy, girl-next-doory. A real beauty. And of course I must say it again...she is an impressive actress.

-Bjork is simply refreshing and adorable. Unique. I love her too.

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